1. As much as you want to talk about past relationships, zip it! When you tell a guy you are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally." No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. Unless you are going for the “let me complain about him and then have me realize how wonderful and nice you are” method.

2. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are. “Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.” The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?

3. Where should a guy take you girls out you may ask. Because so many homosexual men like to take their "dates" out for fancy meals [I have seen lots], look for a guy who will send you out to KFC or McDonalds for a snack. That means his mind is not on food, so you know what he's thinking about. =)

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

7. If you haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Believe or not, being telepathic and caring for you are mutually exclusive things. This is why we get confused when you tell us things like “If you really love me, you’ll know why I’m upset”.

15. Guys like compliments too. If you tell them you like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that shirt again.

16. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

21. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

22. Guys will brag about anything.

23. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

23.5. Crying is blackmailing.

24. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

25. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

26. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

27. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

28. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

29. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

30. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

31. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

32. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

33. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

34. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

35. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

36. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. Okay, chill out about the makeup. Seriously. If a guy says that you look great without makeup, then he is being serious! That’s not something we’re going to toss around lightly, because, let’s face it, we like it when girls look great. And if you look great without makeup, don’t feel like you have to wear it to go hiking or whatever.

37. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

38. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”

39. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

40. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

41. Guys hate rejection, BUT THEY HATE BEING LED ON EVEN MORE.

42. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. Which probably is proven true.

43. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.

44. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy.

45. Guys hate sluts.

46. If a guy's Friendster status says "single" he is not your boyfriend.

47. They don't want to hear about your period. Period. Yeah.

48. Let him know what you like or don’t like. Hello, guys are NOT mind readers.. If you’re upset, just tell him. More than likely he would jump at the chance to make you happy. But he can’t fix what he doesn’t know is broken.

49. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!

50.1 Strong hints do not work!

50.2 Obvious hints do not work!

50.3 Just say it!

51. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.

52. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

53. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

53. If you asked us whether you’re fat, and we say ‘yes’, we mean it. So stop asking.

54. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. Now you can start laughing.

55. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

56. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

57. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

58. Guys need to be allowed to have moody days too. For some reason we’re never allowed to be anything but delightful just because we don’t have chibais. Okay, scrape that.

59. Sometimes quiet is good. If he’s not a talker, don’t think you’re going to transform him. Be quiet and let him sort out his thoughts and THEN reply. Remember, silence is golden. Especially to some men.

60. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.